The number one goal at Funky Trunks HQ is to ensure that guys are always looking their best when they whip their pants off. Which is why they’ve released a brand new collection, Cult Cameo, to help guys everywhere maintain their perfectly defined reputation and abdominals. Take a look at the new range below and read carefully the advice adopted by the professor of the poolside strut, Olympian and Funky Trunks swimmer slash male model, Jayden Hadler.
Strike a pose in Pic Mix.
Strut in Bumble Jumble Jammers.
Lesson one: The poolside strut
A strong poolside strut is to a male model what a paintbrush was to Picasso. It will define your style and become recognised as your signature to the world. Despite the illusion of ease, the strut requires an unswerving commitment and dedication to perfect. You’ll strut as many meters up and down the side of the pool, as you will spend following the black line if you wish to be a true master.
Get spritzed up in Static Blur.
Lesson two: Spritz whenever possible
Droplets of water glistening on pecs is not an accident. They’ve been placed with care and precision to maximum the buffness factor. Be sure to carry a spritzer with you to have ready for the next swimsuit selfie and apply with care, too few droplets and you’re flat and forgettable, too many and you’re a drowned rat.
Note Jayden’s delicate touch in Bumble Jumble.
Lesson three: Caress your goggles
Carry your goggles on the tips of your fingers like you’re stroking the hair of a beautiful lover. As they swing gracefully by your muscular side feel the soft straps mould to your touch and become an extension of your body and soul. The indelible image of your powerful strut and delicate touch will send your influencer ranking soaring.
Casually hang out in Crazy Crayon.
Lesson four: Demonstrate your versatility
Who said strutting on pool deck was repetitive? You can look left, look right, look over your shoulder, smile, squint, the list goes on and the world will never tire of seeing your extraordinary versatility. Like the sculpture of David your every angle will shock, inspire and intrigue.
Showcase your assets in Crazy Crayon.
Lesson five: Turbo charge your assets
As Warren Buffet says, getting your assets to work for you is your priority in life. The main objective for training hard and pumping weights is to prime your assets to perform in front of the camera, swimming well in races or ultimately representing your country is just a bonus. So when the pants come down, don’t be thinking stroke rates, getting your catch right in the water, no breathing off the wall, instead think of the five lessons of a male model and turn that pool deck into your personal catwalk. Your club and coach, and no doubt the whole world will appreciate your efforts to become the definition of beauty.
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Fresh out of the water in Hot Lips Jammer.
Practice the strut and stare in Static Blur Jammer.
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Can’t wait for the female version of this – with similar lessons . . . .